Archive - Impersonal Foul

Who Took The Photos of Bill Belichick Doing AcroYoga?

Some questions...

Mar 18 •

I Knew Jordon Hudson Was Bill Belichick's Social Media Manager Months Ago

Mar 13 •

An Olympian Is On The FBI's 10 Most Wanted List

I'm sure Netflix is already working on a documentary.

Mar 11 •

The Best Soccer Player Has The Worst Instagram Strategy

I would know, because I wrote 10,000 words on it.

Mar 7 •

Are The Dodgers The Pete Davidson of Baseball?

Life lessons from sports.

Mar 5 •

February 2025

Your Company Is Not Your Friend

Just ask Luka Doncic.

Feb 27 •

Aaron Judge Can Grow A Beard Now

The Yankees finally updated their facial hair policy.

Feb 21 •

Ronaldo Keeps Acting Like Drake

Not Like Us: Soccer edition.

Feb 19 •

Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Was In A Super Bowl Commercial With Ben Affleck

Highlights from last night.

Feb 10 •

Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Is The Star Of The Super Bowl

What's her end game?

Feb 7 •

Michael Jordan's Son Was Arrested

Will this ruin the nepo baby world tour?

Feb 5 •

I Can't Wait For Luka Doncic's Erewhon Smoothie

Thoughts on the most shocking trade in NBA history.

Feb 2 •

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