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Jennifer S.'s avatar

That picture of the two of them with the Super Bowl rings gives me the ick. (Isn't that what the kids are saying these days?!?!)

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Alycia's avatar

I feel like Jordon is doing everything that Meghan Markle was accused of doing when she got with Harry, and perhaps more effectively. Inserting herself into a historic institution, controlling the narrative, chasing money and clout. She’s wearing the jewels! Meghan didn’t get to touch any of Diana’s jewelry!!!

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Barbie N's avatar

🎯

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CarolG1963's avatar

First time it’s love, thereafter it’s $100K. At least he’s not at the local strip mall with a 50% off coupon like Colonel Rub-N-Tug.

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Megan C's avatar

“But know this: ‘Beauty Queens’ are the Contemporary Suffragettes.”

She needs to do less.

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Barbie N's avatar

What was her actual job before she became his gf?

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Megan C's avatar

He looks so confused

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Michael Miehl's avatar

True love? lol.

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