8 Comments
User's avatar
Alycia's avatar

Put pics of them in their pre-game fits on the Jumbotron for judging!

Expand full comment
juggs's avatar

I guess you can’t put images in substack comments but pls enjoy this picture of the Giants’ GOOP-ass manager dressed as a circa 2013 city witch for their trip this weekend to Mexico City: https://m.facebook.com/photo.php/?fbid=795392595278461

Expand full comment
Chivvis's avatar

I'm so upset these aren't in the real world (YET!)…let me rate their houses!! show me the most unhinged fun fact about them!!!

Expand full comment
Ariana S's avatar

Which Tom??? Both??

Expand full comment
Madeline Hill's avatar

Sandoval, of course!

Expand full comment
Ariana S's avatar

Agreed. But I would love to see Schwartz walk 3 batters and then explain how it's all Katie's fault.

Expand full comment
Madeline Hill's avatar

10/10 would watch.

Expand full comment
juggs's avatar

I’m not going to bother defending baseball against the accusation that it’s boring (it is!) but the gossip possibilities of a sport that plays 160+ games a year are RICH. That’s a lot of time sitting around with coworkers that you hate and a lot of time bored on the road far from your family...ask your dad or your abuelo and I bet they’ll have a surprising amount of deranged dirt on the local team! As a starting point for research, baseball players LOVE sleeping with each other’s wives

Expand full comment