TikTok Is Back And A Man With A Snatched Jawline Is Coaching For A National Championship
Meet Marcus Freeman.
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How’s everyone feeling about TikTok getting unbanned???
I have so much to say about this, but I’ll wait for
’s thoughts on the matter.Anyways!
It’s not every day that you’re watching a college football game and see a man with a jawline that looks like it’s been shaped by Iván Pol, creator of The Beauty Sandwich™ (iykyk).
Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame’s head coach since 2021, defies all expectations of what a college football coach should be.
He’s cool. He’s hot. He benches 315! He’s been featured in GQ! He’s a dad! He really seems like a very nice guy!
Tomorrow, Notre Dame faces Ohio State (a team he’s lost to twice) in the College Football Playoff National Championship.
Ohio State is favored to win, but I know I am personally rooting for Notre Dame—and not just because it only feels right to root for the team that my team (go Dawgs) lost to a few weeks back.
Freeman is always put together. He’s in *excellent* shape (did I already mention that?). And he knows his angles.
Here’s! The! Thing!
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