The Flowers Aren't Compressed

A Tayvis engagement analysis.

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I don’t know why I decided to do flat iron waves in my hair for only the second time in my life right before we were set to record our second episode of

The Sports Gossip Show

in a day (a college football preview that you can watch here).

I wasn’t doing a great job when

Charlotte Wilder

gasped and said, “Oh my god. Taylor and Travis.”