Taylor Swift Kissed Travis Kelce On The Field
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Every Sunday, I keep saying to myself, āIām not gonna do another one of these silly little emergency newsletters just because the Chiefs are playing and Taylor Swift is dating a player.ā
And yet, here I am, home from a sports bar full of Baltimore Ravens fans writing about the fact that Taylor Swift kissed Travis Kelce on the field after the Kansas City Chiefs beat the Ravens to head to their fourth Super Bowl appearance in five years.
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In maybe the most cliche scene from a football rom-com (with the addition of security guards because itās Ms. Taylor Alison Swift, of course), Swift and Kelce were filmed on national television kissing, while Kelce is wearing his fresh AFC Championsip hat that never seems to fit any of the players correctly.
For someone who is known for controlling the narrative (Hi Tree), the fact that Swift felt comfortable enough in her relationship with Kelce to Walk! Her! A**! On! The! Field! says something imo.
That is a lot of stairs and elevators! And wet grass????
A girl does not willingly put her expensive shoes in wet grass for some guy sheās dating unless theyāre wedges (who wears those) and itās an outdoor movie at Hollywood Forever Cemetery where youāre sitting in the VIP section and have your photo taken and it ends up on Just Jared with Iām sorry.
In a game that started with Swift staring at the screen, maybe saying, āOh, the GRAMMYs,ā while Miles Tellerās wife laughed in the background, I did not think it would end with Swift going Field Official with Kelce.
If you subscribe to this newsletter (if you donāt, please do!), you know that Swift is kicking off the next leg of the Eras Tour in Tokyo.
Not only are Swifties speculating that sheāll likely announce āReputationā (Taylorās Version), but they also think sheāll leave her show in Tokyo on Saturday, February 10th, immediately after āKarmaā finishes to make it to the Super Bowl in Las Vegas to watch Kelce play.
You know that Roger Goodell would personally Venmo Swift for a private jet from Tokyo to Las Vegas to make this happen, considering how much free advertising she gives to the league...
Iāll leave you with this: The devil works hard, but Swift works harder.
The 13th game she will maybe attend isā¦The Super Bowl.
As Jason Kelce said to his younger brother after the game, āFinish that motherf***er.ā
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Am I sad about the Ravens melting down? Sure- that was a terrible game plan, they failed to execute and were generally a mess(I missed part of the game due to a stupid flight). I really wanted this win for Lamar especially after how the Ravens treated him during his contract negotiations last year, which was frankly not very good.
But am I thrilled that Travis had a big game and Taylor was officially enough to be on the FIELD post-game where it is usually just family and bonafides??? Hell yes! Two things can be true at once and I contain multitudes.
You just know Roger is rubbing his hands together in glee, like a 19th century cartoon villain at the possibility of the ratings.
I need people to comment on how she kissed with her hand over her face too!!!! She wonāt be lipread!!!!