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She’s the world’s most decorated gymnast, and he was an undrafted free agent.
Earlier this year, G.O.A.T. Simone Biles married Green Bay Packers safety Jonathan Owens in Cabo in a wedding that was—of course—published in Vogue.
Like many couples in the 21st century, Biles and Owens met on Raya in 2020. Cute!
You know what isn’t cute? Owens said on a podcast that he was the catch and not Biles…Hrmmmm…
There’s a lot to unpack here.
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