This Is Impersonal Foul

The Personal Life Wikipedia section of your favorite athletes, but a newsletter.

Welcome to Impersonal Foul by me, Madeline Hill.

Do you spend way too much time during the game searching “NBA Player Name + Girlfriend”?

Then this newsletter is for you.

Warning: This is a Draft Kings-free zone. Instead, you’ll learn about why Tyler Herro has a song named after him, why some players continue to try and Keep Up with a certain model at Nobu in Malibu and so much more pointless information that no one asked for.

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